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Katie.. just because it's a common name I suppose.

There was this Katie I liked in grade school… Nothing big, but back then my head was still the same size and I had trouble saying “Sh” “Ch” and “J”s properly. I had this huge crush on her and we always ended up being next to eachother because our last names were similar. She was always nice to me, considering I had the bowl cut and everything. Of course when I asked her out she giggled and told everyone. Whooole class laughed at that.

Peh. Girls are jerks.