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Stanislav, or failing that, George.

I actually knew a Stanislav Ustupski in high school. Well, I didn’t really talk to him or anything, he didn’t speak english to well. Seemed nice.

There was a George something-or-other that lived next to me for a while I never actually talked to him but I know he helped my roommate at the time when his Dad died, so that’s commendable. I saw him on New Years Eve and we caught up. 

Honestly, all of my friends have the most generic of names.