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What kind of drunk are you?

Always the Happy Drunk. “I LOVE YOU, MAN!!! YOU’RE MY BFF!!!!”

Usually the Happy drunk, but they should throw a “Have you been drinking Sauza Blanco?” in the mix pointing to a “Crazy Drunk”

Don’t drink too much juice (or deal with narcoleptic strippers) tonight, followers

I’m just going to blame my friends for this terrible hangover instead of taking responsibility for my own dumb actions.

I could really be a little less hungover.